oh god the rape fog is back!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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