My cat gives me a boner
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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