doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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