Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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