how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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