But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
