I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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