btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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