youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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