So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
