I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
