This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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