so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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