On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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