dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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