Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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