omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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