Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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