So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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