READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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