I want to have your abortion
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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