They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
