We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What a fucking waste of an outfit
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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