Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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