It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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