you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's the barista slut.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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