haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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