Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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