your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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