Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
