Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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