your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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