good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
