Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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