Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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