He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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