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(650): View more from California

dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning

(805): View more from California

1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

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(937): View more from Ohio

How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(530): View more from California

So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.

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(845): View more from New York

I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.

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