Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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