Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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