her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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