Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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