Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I looked at my own cervix.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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