"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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