I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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