oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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