I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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