is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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