He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just invented taco cereal.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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