Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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