I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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