If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i think my tv is drunk
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
only if we run a train.
done.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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