**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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