You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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