He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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