She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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