We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he shaved USA in his pubs
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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