he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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