gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Houston, we have a blender
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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