David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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