i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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