I am puke
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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