Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He did a backflip because drugs
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